I think, therefore I am funny. Or so I would like to think, sometimes. At least I try and that’s good enough for me. So I like to take advantage of our clean green humor and comedy. Here are a few that will help the Thanksgiving dinner settle if you giggle enough. Or it may help you get through the checkout line during your Black Friday, or better yet, online with us with your green gadget shopping. Got any you jokes that you would like to share? Be sure to send them in our comments!
Q: What do ducks like for dinner?
Q: What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom?
A: He is a real fungi!
Andy Green, who?
Did you hear about the new four food groups?
Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Wine.
Q: Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
A: Yes sir, they’re not very good swimmers.
Q: What do you do after dinner and games are over and it’s time to go home?
A: Make like a tree and leave!
OK, now we are scratching bottom… Got any of your own you’d like to share below in our comments? Did these jokes tickle your funny bone? Check out our eco humor category.