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The classified ad above reminds me of Bill McKibben’s new book named Eaarth. One of his points is that our planet is increasingly different than the one we grew up on. Recently the media reported that a majority of Americans don’t believe climate change is real. Oh my! Sounds like the scientists need to forge some more documents to get more consensus! In the meantime, maybe some light-hearted humor will help soften the polarized distrust we see in our society. You might be crying through your laughter at some of these. Please feel free to share your favorite environmental joke in the comments section.
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. –David Letterman
According to a survey in this week’s Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House. –Jay Leno (2006)
How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing. –
Robert Butler, environmental blogger
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn’t chop down trees to make a book that no one will read. –Conan O’Brien
Barbra Streisand told Diane Sawyer that we’re in a global warming crisis, and we can expect more and more intense storms, droughts and dust bowls. But before they act, weather experts say they’re still waiting to hear from Celine Dion. –Jay Leno
Governor Schwarzenegger spoke about the dangers of global warming. Schwarzenegger’s exact words were: fire, hot, bad.” –Conan O’Brien
NASA just released their new report on global warming or, as President Bush, calls it — Spring.” –Jay Leno (2006)
They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. — Jay Leno
President Bush has a plan [to fight global warming]. We can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius. — Jimmy Kimmel
A parish priest is to offer ‘eco-sinners’ the chance to confess in what is thought to be the first ‘green’ confessional booth. Obviously you can’t confess all your sins in one go but must separate bottle, paper and plastic confessions.
– mygreenweek.com